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Mountain Buggy, Kid, Survive Australia’s Second Favorite Contact Sport

Monday, May 31st, 2010

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When they're not watching footie [i.e., rugby with less gentility and tinier pants], Australians pass the time either rolling strollers down sloped platforms into the path of oncoming trains, or watching CCTV footage of same.

Last week, it was a 1-yo at Melbourne's Tooronga station's turn. His 3-yo brother climbed out of their double stroller and distracted their grandmother at just the right moment, and--BAM!--the kid rode the rig onto the tracks just as the train was pulling in.

While he received points off for timing--the train was going pretty slow already, and the stroller only got dragged 8m--the kid does win for the minorness of his injuries, and for bringing the rig in almost completely unscathed.

The kid's 15 months old, which means his tank-like Mountain Buggy double was almost certainly produced in New Zealand, before Phil & Teds bought the brand out of bankruptcy last March.

Which means folks wanting to see how the new Chinese-made Mountain Buggys perform under trains will have to wait. But probably not too long.

Baby escapes death after pram struck by train in Tooronga, Victoria, Australia 26/5/10 [youtube via @mclayfield]
Driver lucky? Kid lucky: Driver lucky to pull up in time to avoid pram [abc.net.au]
Previously: Was That Kid Riding In A Love'N'Care Pram When He Got Run Over By That Train?

Highlights From The US House Hearing On Crib Safety

Monday, January 25th, 2010

You know what the US House Committee On Energy And Commerce Subcommittee on Oversight and Investigations needs? Publicists. The Committee held a hearing last Thursday titled, "Crib Safety: Assessing the Need for Better Oversight," and so far, I've only found one news report of the proceedings, and even that only covered the CPSC commissioner's proposal to require manufacturers to offer refunds, not just repair kits, when their cribs are recalled.

So thanks to the JPMA for the heads up on testimony from Executive Director Michael Dwyer and Nancy Cowles, the head of Kids In Danger, a safety and consumer advocacy group. Audio of the entire 2-hour hearing is now available on the House website, and on video is at C-SPAN. Meanwhile, here's a quick recap. The biggest revelation for me is probably the Dorel stuff at the bottom:

The hearing was intended to address the issue of federally mandated vs voluntary testing standards, and the JPMA's Dwyer repeatedly emphasized the consensus process by which ASTM standards [i.e. the voluntary layer of standards] are set, and the rigorous, ongoing testing and inspection process JPMA has in place to ensure products meet these standards.

In other words, if there's an issue with the standards as they exist right now, everyone is on the hook, not just manufacturers. Cowles pushed back and pointed to examples of durability and usage tests that consumer groups have been pushing for for 10 years, and which manufacturers have repeatedly voted down or tabled.

Last month, the ASTM changed the crib standards to eliminate most dropside cribs. Those changes only take effect, though, after a 180-day sell-through period, to allow manufacturers and retailers to clear out--i.e., sell, to you--all their soon-to-be-disapproved merchandise. [This sounds just like Jeremiah's astute-but-depressing analysis at Z Recs about the FDA's slowrolling BPA guidelines, which are entirely designed and timed to accommodate the business plans of, in this case, the canned food industry.]

In both his prepared statement [[pdf] and in questioning, Dwyer repeated the JPMA's constant attribution of product-related accidents and deaths to improper use or assembly, not faulty product design or manufacture.

Cowles asserted that products and parts that wear out or break under normal usage conditions, or that can readily be assembled in a way that causes death are manufacturing problems. She also attributed the recent tsunami of crib recalls to offshore and outsourced manufacturing.

Dwyer's most agitated comments came after mentions of post-recall statements by Stork-Craft's CEO about faulty crib assembly and parental errors, and a committee member bringing up the most recent recall of Dorel Asia cribs. Dwyer was all, Those cribs were not JPMA certified, and I saw photos of the crib where that baby died, and the parents had tried to fix it with duct tape, and they were charged with child endangerment, there was drug use involved, &c. &c. Which prompted Rep. Stupak to interrupt and clarify that the charges had all been dropped when the investigation concluded the problem was the crib.

But what caught me off guard was hearing that Dorel, one of the largest baby gear manufacturers in the world, and probably the single largest member of the JPMA, sells millions of non-JPMA certified products. Non-certified cribs, in fact. Under their own brand name. Is this why Dorel Asia is set up in Barbados, or why it operates under the conglomerate's furniture division, not its Juvenile Products division? Because the JPMA's executive director sure got his righteous indignation up when he called out that non-certified, rogue manufacturer.

Crib Safety: Assessing the Need for Better Oversight, January 21, 2010 [energycommerce.house.gov]
House Energy Subcmte. Hearing on Crib Safety [c-span.org]

Eh-Oh! World’s Biggest Ghost Mall Hosts World’s Loneliest Teletubbies Edutainment Centre

Monday, December 28th, 2009

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The South China Mall in Dongguan, "The First Super-mega Theme Shopping Park In China," has been a spectacular failure pretty much from its opening in 2006. It has 6.5 million square feet of space for over 1500 retailers, but only 10 or 12 are in place. It has a 1.something-mile canal and life-sized knockoffs of Venice's Campanile and Rome's Via Condotti.

The Mall features the world's first/only Teletubbies Edutainment Centre:

Representative for Teletubbies Edutaiment Centre from South China Mall, told us that the Teletubbies brand is perfect fit for the entertainment section of South China Mall given the location and types of consumers the mall attracts.
Except that even three-plus years after that press release was written, the only human contact afforded the mall's hundreds of slowly maddening employees is a monthly flag raising ceremony and the occasional PBS documentary crew.

From the South China Mall website:

There are lot of entertainment and educational elements, where you and your children will have your happiest family time. Futher more it will helps the children develop their different skills outside the classrooms and they can learn new things through edutainment unconsciously.

The Teletubbies Edutainment Center [sic] of SouthChina Mall occupied an area of 7600 square meters. The children ball pool is in the middle of center covered by glass roof filling up with one hundred thousand"happy hubble-bubbles". It seems that the children are in the amusing world of fairy tales,where they can climb,running around with each other and enjoy funs together. Around the ball pool some children are happy because they can take a ride on the seventy-meter-long cartoon train,while others are waiting near the story tree,listening to the fantastic fairy tales,Have you try our caroche there?certainly it can entertain both the old and the youny ages. With twinkle lights, Clanking music and following the high and low rotating, we found we are back to our childhood time. In addition, you and your children can also find enjoyment in other entertainment programs, such as animal band,self-control cartoon, bumper car and so on.

This is the paradise especially for the children. Regardless of that he is gentle and quiet or active, naughty or curious. Your baby will surely find his/her own happiness here.

The dream of visiting this sprawling Chinese Ghost Mall on our next trip to Dongguan is already having a curative effect on the stomach flu I just got from the kid. Thank you, Teletubbies. Even though I despise and ignore you, you have saved my life.

UPDATE: Holy crap, is the bumper car ride really in the abandoned parking lot? That's edutainment!

About Teletubbies Edutainment Center of SouthChina Mall [southchinamall.com.cn]
image: Utopia, Part 3: The World's Largest Shopping Mall [pbs.org via thingsmagazine]

Na Zha Gun Stroller By Shi Jinsong

Sunday, December 13th, 2009

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And to think that just a few weeks ago, we were getting all worried about a few stroller fingertip amputations.

In 2006, the Chinese sculptor/new dad Shi Jinsong showed Na Zha Baby Boutique, an "outrageously unsafe line of baby products" named after Na Zha [or Ne Zha, 哪吒] a troublemaking man-child Chinese deity who is now the god of lotteries.

The original collection featured baroque strollers, a carriage, a walker, and other toys made out of Kung Fu-Klingon-style curved knives. For this season, Shi has upgraded the Na Zha firepower, illustrating the difference between unsafe and deadly: now everything's outfitted with machine guns and rocket launchers.

Designboom snapped a full gallery of Shi's latest baby gear arsenal at a survey exhibition of Chinese contemporary art at Palazzo Real in Milan. It all falls somewhere between Giger, The Matrix, and Alien vs. Predator Meet Jason. And I'm sure everything but the babywalker's JPMA certified.

shi jinsong gun shape baby carriage [designboom via dt reader sven]
Na Zha Baby Boutique, Feb. 2006, Shi Jinsong [chambersfineart.com]

You Put Melamine In Chinese Formula, And’ll Kill Ya

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Wow, it was a bad week for convicted Chinese baby formula tainters.

China executes two over tainted milk powder scandal [bbc via dt reader dt]

DT Monday Mommy Mailbag: Feng Shui Edition

Monday, November 16th, 2009

Haven't gotten any really great crazy-sexist marketing pitches lately; The DT Monday Mommy Mailbag must be working! And for that, I am thankful.

So to help make your holiday party the most harmonious ever, here are some handy tips to "Feng Shui Your Thanksgiving Dinner," courtesy of the Windy City's favorite healer/dentist, practitioner Dr. Andie Pearson, DMD!

HiGreg,


This Thanksgiving, use Feng Shui to ensure a warm, happy and positive environment for you and your guests. Following are simple tips from ChicagoHealers.com Practitioner Dr. Andie Pearson, DMD:

* Clean and Clear: No matter what the occasion, the first step in Feng Shui is clearing clutter and cleaning the area.
* Analyze: After you have cleared, cleaned and organized the area where you will be entertaining, you need to decided on themes, purpose, how many people will be invited, who will be there, and what activities and foods will you have. This should help you with the rest of your planning.
* Color It Warm: Plan the decorations with warm relaxing colors. Use goldenrod, earthy greens, tans, amber, deep rich reds or maroons etc. You want a color scheme that will be both relaxing and welcoming. Fall and Thanksgiving colors lend themselves to this very well.
* Traffic Flow - Create a good flow of traffic thru out. Ask yourself - Are you having an actual sit down event , buffet or cocktails with appetizers ?
o If you are having a formal dinner, have that room separate from the rest of the party, allowing the rest of the party area to be designated as the place for social gathering.
o For a buffet-style Thanksgiving, have an area for the food and a section for drinks. You will also need to have seating scattered about in organized fashion that doesn't block flow of traffic.
o A Thanksgiving party that is just snacks, appetizers and cocktails has a bit of free flow. You can arrange several areas for food and drinks scattered through out the room so that people can stroll from place to place and socialize.
* Minimalist - Decorations should be pleasing to the eye, but kept to a minimum. Overly large or overwhelming items or too much clutter can create an environment of anxiety. The stimulation will be too much and will make it hard to relax into the party. Flower arrangements on the table or through out the room should be conservative and moderate to short. Anything big or tall will not allow for conversion across the table. Because people will be visiting and talking, music would be very nice, but needs to be low and soft so that it doesn't compete with everyone there.

If you stick to the basics of Feng Shui, your party will be a success. So remember, clear and clean, plan in detail, go low and conservative on decorations, and allow for good social flow patterns through out the party area.

Shanghai Tang Little Lantern Collection Parties Like It’s 1997

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

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Ah, thank you, publicists. The merest mention of Shanghai Tang takes me back to those grand old days of 1997. And I don't mean when the end of British rule over Hong Kong and the receding into the fashion mirror all those crazy dragon ladies from The Peak who dyed their chinchilla coat hot pink to match their Rolls Royces, though those were good times indeed.

No, I mean 1997 in New York, when the Silicon Alley/dotcom glow was rising over the East River. When store openings for random fashion companies you'd never heard of were somehow hot-ticket social events. When people began opening massive flagship stores on Madison, even on the kind of shitty midtown blocks, and the numbers only made sense if you counted the storefronts as promotional/marketing expense. And then when it turns out the only thing your company sells is chartreuse umbrellas and Mao jackets, the whole thing implodes less than two years later and moves into a little townhouse up the street.

Which is all a way of saying that I, the former fashion/socialite groupie, the Hamptons-going, ex-banker/startup guy from the Upper East Side who settled down and started a family with his privately schooled wife, am exactly who Shanghai Tang should be telling about their new Little Lanterns Collection of baby clothes, gifts, and accessories.

They're exactly the right combination of irreverence and luxury, sassiness and style, that would make the absolutely perfect, insouciant $140-150 gift at every baby shower on Park Avenue. In like 2005. I mean, this stuff would have killed at Cookie, amiright?

UPDATE: Mima Totally Actually By Europe

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

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See, the way blogs work is that you kind of look at something a little bit, make some pronouncement on it, and depending on how wrong you are, people who actually know will often appear to correct you.

And so it is that I learned that Mima, the Spanish baby gear startup whose strollers won the Innovation Award the other day at the big Kind + Jugend Expo in Cologne, is not an Actually By China pop-up company, but is, in fact, "new European juvenile products brand."

At least that's what Davy Kho, the Dutch designer with the Chinese name who lives and works in Spain and who'd been working on the stroller design on his own for a couple of years after designing such podtastic baby products as the Bloom Fresco high chair.

It is indeed a small, small world.

Anway, Kho also said the company's working toward a Summer 2010 release, which is obviously too late for people shopping for their first stroller right now. On the other hand, that also gives you plenty of time to conceive and have the second kid in peace, knowing that when you need a double stroller the most, Mima will be there.

Phil & Teds Moves Mountain Buggy To China Right On Schedule

Friday, August 21st, 2009

It's as simple as 3+6=9. March + 6 months = September.

March was when Phil & Teds announced it was buying Mountain Buggy, its New Zealand competitor, out of bankruptcy.

Six months was the timeline floated then for making a decision whether it made sense to keep MB's New Zealand factory open, or move production to China, where all P&T's rigs are made.

September 30th is when the Mountain Buggy factory will close, and November is when MB production picks back up in China.

What's surprising is not that the move and associated job cuts are happening, but that they were, in fact, a done deal in March. Back then, P&T owner Campbell Gower tried to make it seem otherwise when he said, "phil&teds will run the Mountain Buggy factory in New Zealand before making any decisions."

But it sounds like P&T will never even take ownership of the factory. In reporting the closing, the Timaru Herald says that Mountain Buggy bankruptcy receiver PWC "had responsibility for the staff and factory until September 30 in a transition agreement with phil&teds."

The PWC spokesman's take on the workers: ""They've had a job for six months longer than they might have." And as Gower put it, "It sucks. But it's reality."

Capitalism may be dead in America, but it's alive and kicking workers to the curb down under! The new, super-high-quality, Chinese Mountain Buggies will probably start turning up in stores in early 2010.

Jobs go as Mountain Buggy moves to China [stuff.co.nz via dainty baby]
Previously: doubling down: phil & teds buys mountain buggy out of bankruptcy