Archive for October, 2009

Beating Bill Simmons 2009: Week Eight

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

Cynical Dad NFL Power Index

Here are my top six teams in the NFL:
  1. New Orleans Saints (6-0)
  2. Indianapolis Colts (6-0)
  3. Denver Broncos (6-0)
  4. Minnesota Vikings (6-1)
  5. New England Patriots (5-2)
  6. Pittsburgh Steelers (5-2)
I had a really good week last week. Time to add to it! Here are my picks for week seven (home teams in CAPS, Bill's picks in red):

Broncos (+3.5) over RAVENS
The Broncos have a much better defense than the Ravens.

Texans (-3.5) over BILLS
Yeah, the Texans fell asleep during the second half last weekend. But this is Buffalo!

Browns (+13) over BEARS
Chicago will win this one easily, but not by two TDs. They still have no running game.

Dolphins (+3) over JETS
The Dolphins are much better than their 2-4 record indicates.

COLTS (-12.5) over Niners
Can't wait for the Colts-Saints Super Bowl!

COWBOYS (-9.5) over Seahawks
Can't believe I'm taking the Cowboys and laying nearly ten points.

LIONS (-3.5) over Rams
Win #2! Win #2! Win #2! Win #2!

Giants (-1) over EAGLES
Philadelphia fans suffer two heartbreaks in one day.

Raiders (+16.5) over CHARGERS
Raiders will still lose by two TDs.

Jags (+3) over TITANS
Vince Young returns this weekend for the Titans. But the wins don't.

CARDINALS (-10) over Panthers
It was against the Cardinals that Jake Delhomme imploded and hasn't been the same since. If he returns to the scene of the crime, will he be able to turn things around like a Freaky Friday moment?

SAINTS (-11) over Falcons
The Saints are unstoppable force that just laughs at the Vegas odds.

Vikings (+3) over PACKERS
I really, really wanted to take the Packers. Still do.

Screw it. Let's call an audible.

PACKERS (-3) over Vikings
Minnesota's defense is banged up. The Packers want revenge. This should be a great game as long as you have a mute button.

Last Week

Me: 9-3-1
Simmons: 6-6-1

SEASON

Me: 57-45-1
Simmons: 64-38-1

DISCLAIMER: This is provided for entertainment purposes only. If you follow my advice, you are a fool.

Seriously, if you ever spend money based on something I say, have your head examined.

DT Friday Freakout: Halloween Edition

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

Because you can only worry about razor blades in apples for a few more hours, here are some headlines from the worlds of science and parenting to freakout over the rest of the weekend:

Awesome LEGO Star Wars Halloween Costumes

Saturday, October 31st, 2009
Photo by Ken Denmead

Photo by Ken Denmead

Mad props to my inlaws on their awesome Halloween costumes this year. They told me all my talk of LEGO and Star Wars for GeekDad inspired them. I can live with that. Happy Halloween everyone!

Vintage BRIO Rox: Molded Ply Ox

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

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You know what might turn BRIO's fortunes around? Bringing back this molded plywood rocking ox with the red horns and foot rests and the blue felt seat that they introduced in 1967. Seriously, stack those things like Pringles and ship 'em around the world.

Schaukelochse/ Rocking Ox/ Boeuf a Bascule, from Brio, published in Form Magazine 037, c.1967 [form.de]

BRIO? Indies? Toy Casualties Mount In CPSIA Trainwreck

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

It's been a while since the CPSIA has been in the news, or at least since anyone's sent me anything about it. The CPSC's new lead and phthalates restrictions and testing requirements for childrens' products kicked in earlier this year, and though some details are still to be decided, the contours of the new American toyscape are becoming clearer: giant toy companies manufacturing overseas and testing and certifying in their own labs are going to do fine. international toymakers and independent and handcrafted types are screwed, as are the secondhand and thrift shop industries.

The New York Times has a front page story today about the plight of the Handmade Toy Alliance, the trade group founded to protest the CPSIA's requirement for third-party lead testing and certification for basically every childrens product, including things that would never have lead to begin with, like beeswax-finished, carved wood toys.

The Times piece is nothing new, and I can't quite figure out what prompted it to appear right now, but it at least serves as a reminder that the CPSIA is still a badly crafted regulatory threat to thousands of conscientious small businesses.

Meanwhile, DT reader Caitlin reports that the owner of their local mom&pop toy store told them BRIO, the venerable Swedish wooden toy maker, is pulling out of the US altogether rather than incur the expense of third-party CPSIA testing. Brio is best known for their high-end wooden trains, which have been pummeled by the multi-channel, cross-promotional branded juggernaut of Thomas the Tank Engine. Which of course, were the toy that kcked off the big Summer of Lead Toys Scare in 2007.

Brio's been struggling with its business anyway The company was faced with bankruptcy earlier this year, and has restructured itself into three separate divisions, all focused primarily on the Northern European markets. So maybe they're getting run over by the CPSIA because they had a heart attack on the tracks.

Burden of New Safety Law Imperil Small Toymakers [nytimes via dt readers eric, john, and jc]

UK Combats Paedophile Plague By Banning Parents From Playgrounds

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

As everyone knows, the United Kingdom was founded as a prison island for criminals exiled from Camelot. Given the population's well-established propensity for child abuse, a national paedophile database is being set up, and everyone who gets within 100 rods of children will be required to confirm they are not on the list. That now includes parents at adventure playgrounds in Watford, a suburb north of London just off the M25.

Mother-of-five Marcella Bergin, 35, has been visiting with her three eldest children, Christy, 15, Seamus, 12, and Chloe, 11, for many years without any problems.

She said: "It's like they are branding all parents potential paedophiles which is disgraceful - 99 per cent of people are great parents and certainly not child abusers.

As Mrs. Bergin points out, a study by the nationwide CCTV network has confirmed that a at least 1 out of every 100 British parents are actually paedophiles [there are 1.5 of them in the tube car with you right now!]. So go about your business and leave your kids with the Council-approved play rangers. They are "fully qualified and have been cleared by the Criminal Records Bureau."

Council Bans Parents From Play Areas [telegraph.co.uk via dt reader ted]

Are You Breaking a Sweat Against Sin?

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

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One of the most grueling races that I have ever participated in was the 400-meter. Back in the day it was called the 440-yard dash, which made it sound even longer. In my prime, I ran a respectable quarter and hated every minute of it. Actually, every 54.5 seconds of it.

Once around the track as fast as your little legs can take you. This race is meant to break you. The first 100m are pretty much an explosion of speed as you try to set a good pace. The 2nd 100m are an exercise in discipline as everything within you wants to step off the track and take a break. The 3rd 100m starts with the big turn and the lean of the curve is a momentary distraction to navigate before the final ascent to the finish line. As you near the home stretch, a large monkey comes from nowhere and literally jumps on your back. Your legs pound, your lungs are exploding and your manhood is seriously called into question.

For me, the last 100m were always surreal. I felt like I was having an out of body experience. Most time, I found myself glancing at my legs just to make sure they were moving. This race is where the phrase, “gut it out” comes from. As you cross the finish line, you realize that you have accomplished something significant even though you may not have looked very good pulling it off. You also hope you don’t have to do that again anytime soon. Endurance now has a face. To master one’s self in an endurance race like the 400 is a struggle. The race is only the outward struggle. The real battle occurs in the heart of the runner. Your must resist what your mind and body are telling you to do and push through to accomplish your goal.

That same kind of endurance is needed in our fight against sin. Our mind and body cry out for us to continually give in to our temptations. Yet our spirit and the Spirit of God for that matter say that we must resist and push on through. Listen to the writer of Hebrews describe our battle with sin:

1Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles, and let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us. 2 Let us fix our eyes on Jesus, the author and perfecter of our faith, who for the joy set before him endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God. 3 Consider him who endured such opposition from sinful men, so that you will not grow weary and lose heart.  4 In your struggle against sin, you have not yet resisted to the point of shedding your blood.

I love the imagery of the race and how easily entangled we can become. I also love the example of looking at Jesus who endured great suffering in His battle against sin. William Barclay has a great thought on Jesus endurance against sin in his commentary on Hebrews.

No one was ever surer of Jesus’ complete identity with men. He went through everything that a man has to go through and is like us in all things—except that he emerged from it all completely sinless. Before we turn to examine more closely the meaning of this, there is one thing we must note. The fact that Jesus was without sin means that he knew depths and tensions and assaults of temptation which we never can know. So far from his battle being easier it was immeasurably harder. Why? For this reason—we fall to temptation long before the tempter has put out the whole of his power. We never know temptation at its fiercest because we fall long before that stage is reached. But Jesus was tempted far beyond what we are; for in his case the tempter put everything he possessed into the assault. Think of this in terms of pain. There is a degree of pain which the human frame can stand—and when that degree is passed a person loses consciousness so that there are agonies of pain he can not know. It is so with temptation. We collapse in face of temptation; but Jesus went to our limit of temptation and far beyond it and still did not collapse. It is true to say that he was tempted in all things as we are; but it is also true to say that no one was tempted as he was.

Contrasted with what Jesus experienced, the author of Hebrews makes an astute yet somewhat obvious observation about mankind. He says, “ in your struggle against sin, you have not yet resisted to the point of shedding your blood”. What an understatement. Not only have I not shed blood, I have hardly even broken a sweat in my battle against sin. In my battle with sin I usually walk off the track in the 2nd 100m. On the backstretch where no one can see. On the backstretch before the race gets really grueling. On the backstretch before I break a sweat. Just once I wish I could round the last curve and make it the homestretch. The homestretch where you can’t feel your legs. The homestretch where your lungs are exploding. The homestretch where your body moves in pure and simple submission to your will. The homestretch where the finish line is!

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The Holy Bible : New International Version. 1996, c1984 (electronic ed.) (Heb 12:1). Grand Rapids: Zondervan.

The letter to the Hebrews. 2000, c1975 (W. Barclay, lecturer in the University of Glasgow, Ed.) (electronic ed.). Logos Library System; The Daily study Bible series, Rev. ed. (41). Philadelphia: The Westminster Press.

Don’t Forget to Photograph Your Jack-o-Lanterns … Inside and Out!

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

A well-carved jack-0-lantern deserves to be photographed at least three times. Once in the daylight, once at night with a slow exposure and once from the inside.

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If you already cut a hole in the back of your jack-o-lantern for ventilation, then it’s easy to stick your camera in and fire off a few shots. (If not, get the knife and add a lens-sized hole in the back; your candle will thank you.)

Getting a good, unblurry shot isn’t so easy — I haven’t quite got it down yet, as you can see — but even a half-decent one will still give you a weird momento of your pumpkin’s inner personality.

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Comedy runs in the family for comedian Andy Richter

Saturday, October 31st, 2009
Funny man Andy Richter says his kids have a knack for comedy although their jokes may not be funny to many adults.

Happy Halloween from GeekDad!

Saturday, October 31st, 2009
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Image courtesy of Adam Koford

On this geekiest of holidays, may all your creations smile back at you!